At a certain point, I decided it would be better to vendor vim-plug versions in my dotfiles in case I needed a different version. Also removes that whole "curling a random file over the Internet without looking at it first" business.
For vendoring new versions, add them to this dir:
VERSION=0.12.0; curl -fLo $VERSION https://raw.githubusercontent.com/junegunn/vim-plug/$VERSION/plug.vim
And don't forget to copy them to ~/.vim/autoload in the setup scripts:
mkdir -p ~/.vim/autoload
VERSION=0.12.0 cp vim-plug/$VERSION ~/.vim/autoload/plug.vim