Merge pull request NARKOZ#46 from chenghuang-mdsol/master

Add powershell script smack_my_bitch_up.ps1

Author: NARKOZ

powershell/smack_my_bitch_up.ps1

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+$DAYOFWEEK = (Get-Date).DayOfWeek.value__;
+
+# Skip on weekends
+if ($DAYOFWEEK -eq 6 -or $DAYOFWEEK -eq 7) {
+    return
+}
+
+# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
+if ((QWINSTA $env:USERNAME | measure).Count -gt 0){
+    return
+}
+
+# Phone numbers
+$MY_NUMBER='+xxx'
+$HER_NUMBER='+xxx'
+
+$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = 'xxx'
+$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = 'xxx'
+
+$REASONS=
+  'Working hard',
+  'Gotta ship this feature',
+  'Someone fucked the system again'
+
+$RAND = Get-Random -Maximum $REASONS.Count
+
+$MSG="Late at work. $REASONS[$RAND]"
+
+
+$BASE64AUTHINFO = [Convert]::ToBase64String([Text.Encoding]::ASCII.GetBytes(("{0}:{1}" -f $TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID,$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)))
+
+#Send a text messag and Log errors
+try{
+    Invoke-RestMethod -Method Post -Headers @{Authorization=("Basic {0}" -f $BASE64AUTHINFO)} "https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID/Messages" -Body "From=$MY_NUMBER&To=$HER_NUMBER&Body=$MSG" > $null
+}
+catch{
+    Write-Host "Failed to send SMS: $_"
+}
+